Thursday 13 August 2009

I Eat Tomato Puree on Toast, I Use it Instead of Jam

I eat tomato puree on toast,
I use it instead of jam.

And, incidentally,
What a wonderful tube of toothpaste this is,
The tube I'm clutching in my hand,
Almost like it's a bunch of flowers.
And ironically this does taste of jam,
Toothpaste flavoured jam.
Now isn't that interesting?

As I was saying,
I eat tomato puree on toast,
I use it instead of jam.