Sunday 30 August 2009

This Tragic Poet Is Proudly Brought To You By

This tragic poet is proudly brought to you by:

Caligula Pesto Sauce;
Mwah-Aah! pregnancy test kit;
Lulu, the French poodle organic food people;
Magic Ninja Noodles;
Cheeky Bunny Dildos, the cheeky bunny dildo company;
InterBlast - "We kill. We lightly maim. We don't murder."
Bespoke state sponsored exotic weapons of distinction;
Cybosimian Experimental Children;
And,
D'Bingonan! - Designer false teeth for the urban geriatric chic.