Wednesday, 19 August 2009

Through Her Looking Glass Eyes I Fall Into Wonderland

Through her looking-glass eyes,
I fall into wonderland..

"We need a telethon for war",
The minister appealed,
"I feel a need for a telethon for war,
Blair used all our cluster bombs
in our Iraq invasion,
The unintended consequence,
Of this damned credit crunch,
The collateral damage it's caused,
Billions cannot be borrowed for war anymore,
So we need a telethon for war."

Phone the gurning celebrities,
Throw fallen empire medals in front of them,
I'm sure they'll be delighted to cheer lead,
The telethon effort for war."