Chocolate Beer Flavoured Tandoori Pizza

Chocolate beer flavoured tandoori pizza,
That can help you lose weight,
Is that really too much to ask?
And who will send the first granny,
To knit a cardi in space,
China, Russia, U.S.A.?

As sideways I drift on this tube,
I dream up such thoughts,
And miss my stop,
To,
A zero gravity knitting pizza,
Fired into space,
And a chocolate beer flavoured,
Tandoori nanny,
That can help you lose weight.