Do You Believe In Miracles?

I've three new emails,
One from a dying Nigerian colonel,

He wants my bank details,

So he can send me fifty-four million pounds.

Wow!

A saucy pharmacist from Los Angeles,

Is offering a huge discount on "adult pills",

She promises they'll give me,

"A thicker, stronger member,

as hard as tensile steel, all night long..",

Promising!

And the third?

It's a threat:

I will be cursed forever,

If I don't open the attachment,

Immediately!

I'm not scared though,

Not now.

For soon I'll be a multi millionaire,

With sexed up magic pills.

Game over!

My personal bailiff told me,

That I should be due for some good luck,
Soon.

Shows,
There are still,
In this world,
Kind strangers.

All I need now?
A bank account,
And a girlfriend.
But I believe in miracles.

I hope you do too.