Wednesday, 9 September 2009

Don't You Know Who I Am?

"Don't you know who I am?"
The hotel receptionist
drew a blank,
The celebrity looked at the blank
that she drew,
And said,
"No wonder I forgot,
But thanks."

"Keep it."
She replied,
"I often draw blanks
for amnesiac celebrities,
emotional and tired."
"Which other celebrities are those?"
He enquired,
"I can't remember."
She smiled.