Dreaming Lemmings

Do Australian lemmings,
Fall up,
Into the sky,
And crash,
Head first,
Into the moon?

Do dreaming lemmings,
Sleep walk,
To the horizon,
And drop,
At sunset,
Off the edge,
Of the world?

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These questions,
And more,
Will be answered,
On tonight's edition
Of,
"When Grannies Attack!"

Now with high definition,
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"When Grannies Attack!"