Sunday, 6 September 2009

She Said


She said,
"You provided me with the most spectacular,
Oral,
Within the M25 orbital,
You fed and watered my garden gnomes,
Like they were your very own,
But now I need a man,
Who can provide for me,
Shiny bespoke ultra organic vegetables,
From those boutiqu-ee type farms,
To mop up those free radical munchkins,
Really,
This career girl needs a sensible man,
To settle down.
So thank you for blowing..,
My mind,
For listening,
For being so kind,
But now it's time to say,
Thank you,
And.."

"Yeah,
I know,
"Fuck off."..."