Friday 2 October 2009

Golfism

I Don't trust people who play golf,
Not at all.
Maybe I'm golfist,
Or should that be golfphobic?,
Although I've nothing against golfers being gay,
So I'm definitely not golfophobic.

The golfer ruthlessly yanked his clubs,
From the jammed turnstiles,
And walked away,
Just like that!
The nazi.