Saturday, 17 July 2010

I Love You Like A Packet Of Frozen Peas


I love you like a packet of frozen peas,

Yes, that much!
Except that you're not frozen,
Or anything like peas,
Or full of vitamin e,
Although I bet you are,
Because your skin glows all healthy and dewy,
Like freshly frozen peas defrosting..

So I love you like frozen peas defrosting,
Yes, that much!
Except I've never seen you defrosting,
And if I did I'd call an ambulance,

In case you catch a chill,
Defrosting frozen peas.