This consumer is new and improved,
Its brain tested, prodded, teased,
blow-torched and burnished,
To its very filthiest shine.
New and improved.
Finely tuned unit,
Gagging, frothing, multiplying.
So sluice you silver,
Swill around and spit the sounds of your symbols and signs;
Bend and tweak its bedazzled antennas raw,
Crumple its bingo eyes,
Venus flytrap its fleshly aerials:
Pliable, conceited, quivering.
So Blessed Mirror Smokers,
Dear Mentors of the Dreck,
Pass your product bong,
10 out of 10 brand owners recommend,
This new and improved consumer.
Glorious Brand Architects,
This new and improved consumer -
New and improved to the power of ten,
Ten over infinity -
To give you their money back naturally,
One way or another.
Troll and flame,
Pavlovian parakeets on your platter.
Your constantly evolving virus -
Your eternity -
Dissolves the new and improved consumer internally.
This sturdy deflowering perennial -
A whirling ricochet,
Shall out-of-control itself,
Watered from ledge rain,
To nourish your bling-sentience,
So milk your desires,
Sentinel Bar Code Dancers,
And fire your solar flares!
Their puddle eyes truly reflect
all the glory of your glistening, gurning sun.
The rare fragrant moon
The scent of vacuum
The oud of eclipse