Sunday, 29 May 2011

Gnostic Gnome Rising


Bin Laden was dead,
And the careless bastard's dead again,
So we're advised to be more vigilant than ever,
Against the eyeless man bloating in the ocean;
The gnostic gnome terrorising plankton.
For he shall rise from the depths.
Welcome to the new and improved War on Terror,
War on a noun,
War on a method.

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