Wednesday 30 September 2015

Mind That Child


Mind that child
Which child
The Baby On Board child in the back of my car

How do you wish me to mind them
Drive carefully
My child is in the back of my car

Should I knock over the other children
Yes
That would be helpful
The school I wish my child to attend is over-subscribed

Don't quote me
The nuns


Unfortunately I don't have a driving licence
So I cannot drive a car
It would be against the law
So I'm not allowed to knock over the other children
It's probably in the highway code

Well I wish you had said that in the beginning
Are you a psychopath or something