Please sit down..No?
Okay, if you prefer..
You've probably guessed then, that,
Our,
Meeting,
Is..is..about..
We're going to have to let you go.
Sorry.
It wasn't easy.
It wasn't easy,
But then again,
It was easier than letting ourselves go:
That would've been truly difficult; dreadful.
So,
We didn't do that.
The credit crunch:
With added value,
And vitamins:
More good for me,
Than for you.
May we wish you the best of luck.
Don't answer that:
Rhetorical.
We've clubbed together and bought you some chocolate.
So,
Don't eat it all at once!
Thanks again then.
Security will escort you from the premises.
Please hand your pass in at the door.
Don't worry:
We'll invite you in for the next Christmas party,
Which will happen..next Christmas,
God, what am I saying?
I know you're not thinking about that right now,
You know,
For the future..Christmas,
Please consider yourself more than pencilled in for an invite.
So..
I know, I know..
It's bad. Bad as in not good bad.
Take care then,
And,
No hard feelings, please.
No need for that;
There's no progress in it.
It's not personal:
It's personnel.
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