Essence

To capture the essence -
to fish for snowflakes

Thatcher's Epitaph (everything's better for penguins)

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Sun of the World

Great historic events demand:
A colon : 
And, also, :
GREAT. POETRY.
And rubbish historic events,
Demand?
So glad you asked..

Remember that parliamentary press enquiry
Where Murdoch was almost custarded with foam?
And MP's lined up to apologise to him,
So Murdoch graciously forgave them,
Then,
Zoomed off,
To one of his many well-appointed private jets?

Well quite rightly the evil custard fiend was put in..
Custardy, yes custardy!
And you can now
read all about it 
In..
hThe Sun on Sundayu,
Which will be nothing like
The News of the World,
Because?
Lessons have been learned.
Oh yes.

Hashtag Delete (Crash! Burn baby, tweet)

Hashtag delete -
From carnal filth and orchids
to blood-splattered spurned lover spam orchards.. 
Hashtag delete.

Hashtag delete -
From sensitive attentive forker 
to demented obsessive stalker
- within a week..
Hashtag delete.

Truly, madly, fuck off creep..
Love's e-card ejector seat,
You're a crash test effigy burning up at super-light-speed,
You're up the viral creek;
The revenge repackaged, resent, ricocheted, repeated,
Photos and accounts like widows weep are mysteriously deleted..
Hashtag delete.

Hashtag delete -
Personal profile mission creep;
Grim reaper's instant messaging fits of pique,
I listen to Radiohead for light relief..
Hastag delete.

Hastag delete -
Starfucker chic to slam-dunk freak,
Troll Shrek shriek gobspeak kneecapping 
- tweet.
Hashtag delete.

Flamed asylum seeker,
Return to Planet Bishop Beater,
Egg whisk sleet daydream believer..
Hashtag delete.

New age starchild playmate honey 
to old testament boiler of the bunny..
Hashtag delete.

Amore's mermaid from Venus melting in your arms
to Kali's cosmic pony squirting karmic vengeance napalm..
Hashtag delete.

Latte to heartache, party to wake;
Slick rom com flam to green eyed battering ram spycam,
Such sad ad nauseam 
reveals the typical arc of twenty-first century romance..
Hashtag delete.

LMFAO EIEIE0,
Saucy little minx
to you're the weakest link;
From you're the stars in my sky
to whose eaten all the pies?
And next time I see you I'll poke out both your eyes..
Hastag delete.
Hashtag delete.
Crash!
Burn baby, tweet.