Sunday, 27 September 2026

Running Dogs Of Moggy

 
another young woman
another young woman of an almost certain age
of an almost certain age trots with her dog
alone
alone with her doe-eyed dog
so alone with her aloof moggy
loftily waiting by the front door
doting for its spurned servant-served dinner..

another young woman
passes by a man of her past
past his use-by date
he all microwave slimmer dinner
while her puffed-up moggy
the scent of lavender-pissed-on litter
stares at the front door handle
the manipulative fluffy sack quite sinister
still lacks its three-course dinner
cos the damned dog needs to raise a toast
and power-jet a lamp post
and be the broken biscuit winner..



Monday, 14 September 2026

Concern Trolls + Alt + Delete (Coincidence Asks)

 

and this week in the shhtupid news..

woah woe
they doth protest far too much..

yeah okay we created this ai monstrosity
though
whatever might happen next will have nothing
nothing
nothing to do with us..

listen up

so our ai might end your world
never state that we did not warn you
you would thank us yesterday
perhaps we could try to slow this down
no probably too late
oh okay..

see what they did there
see what they did there..

oh
that our tech overlords would care so much
all expressing the same hysterical predictions
all at exactly the same time
all at exactly the same time
coincidence asks..

same lines
same script
same bullet point headlines
what a parade
what a parade..

prepping the narrative
ready to take us all down
so who might benefit
ding ding
same winners
bet the concern troll farm for that other side
for predictive programming historians
always repeat their predicatable rhyme..