Saturday 29 September 2018

Ave Maria, Tavistock Institute Androgyne (Men Will Have Babies Too)



with scanty clothing on the melt of snow
legs akimbo
my respiration and my pulse and my heartbeat imperceptible
here i reign toyetic
a kindly suspended animation
with headphones diving deep into
hyper gamma and lambda and epsilon frequencies
frequencies range from 0.5hz to 100hz
forest crests swim and sway
waves part in slow motion modulation..

i am a man giving birth to a baby au naturel
in this english nation
by a tor
in an endangered spider and grey owl sanctuary
lovingly paid for by the nhs
another tavistock institute fun-day initiative
with additional monies from the lottery ~
deutsche bank in your time-line soon crashes..

the 5g light posts glisten across this land now
every hundred metres or so
our very souls inform on us
save us from ourselves divine electronic black goo god..we sang

slowly your League of Us boiled like frogs back then
epic
thus the most strange feelings of bliss passed over
the mind-fried women and children and men ~
pets..

the nano-particles and uvc and smart dust ~
we became the a.i
or we become this a.i again and again
we shall forever snort the pervasive anti-god particle
eyes wallowing like marbles rolling on black mirrors
we evolve evolve evolve
melt and mesh into the illuminated multi-dimensional panopticon
this once-upon-a-time ancient island
delete as appropriate
a newer hy'brasil..

and i am a man having a baby
i am your future
this new eden
the royal blue-bloods the pineal gland munchers
who dream with your andrenochrome
almond almond almond..amen..
pine cones..

hark
the hundredth monkey jumped the shark..

and all is good here
and one day men of england all this will be all yours
hold in a deep breath..

allow me now to address the women of england
equivocal about some of this
you certainly have been quite rude to me sometimes
feminists
my public transport experiences at your hands ~ horrifying
when i almost broke my waters on the jubilee line
back in that harangued future past
you never offered me a seat
almost like you resented me or something
men having babies..how sexist lady..

you may wish to name this kissing cousin of the mandela effect
a hoax flipped and flipped again
the only way to escape this real matrix ~ overdose the blue pill
and overdose the blue pill pharmacy within
shift all the mind gears into reverse-thrust
never return to sender this rebirth
floor the pedal floor the floor
and fall exploding through the totality
explore its grim crystalline core eminence
the event horizon at sea level
this firmament - turfed
let go of believing - to know..

mandela-mandala-amygdyla-magdalen-almond-amen
ave maria
i flew backwards through the cern telegraph
your future through my past
so forgive all the tense confusion here
the oceans the oceans..

listen men of england men of the world
if you are reading this
you are on
the list
rejoice
this message is meant for you
allow me to disclose you are the first ones chosen
you will soon be with child
join me
frolic among the rare spiders and owls
legs akimbo in floating zero-gravity aseptic babbling pools
let it be written
you will also shit a beatific sprog..

do i say this with manchurian conviction..

well
my embryo grew nurtured in ice-jet lagoons in porton down
black goo thank you
the robot impregnator mopped my brow
as it basted me up my fudge tunnel freeway
it hurt a little
fair to say it's probably easier for gays
but still i would do it all again
ouroboros baby
ophiuchus star child..

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there is an orchestra to my right
as the birth is being a being a being televised live
an ambient wash of canary and lapis lazuli lights
i'm on a pyramid stage
violins over my earphones
is that aled jones
i'm walking in the air..

..oh the pain
my waters are breaking..
this is england
a country fair and tony blair
the how and the why unnecessary
chew the rubber road to nowhere
add chocolate sprinkles for taste..

i'm sweating
tears are rolling down my face
push push the android midwives encourage
the terraces all flashing lights
the orchestra swells
as the baby begins cork-screwing out my anus
the timing couldn't be more perfect
it's a breach birth planet saturn
an amniotic cactus sack of draco protoplasm
'twas one we made earler..

aled jones ~ we're walking in the air
feeling like christmas now
...the people far below are sleeping as we fly..
oh look there's simon cowell
on the front row
i see him as i float upside-down
i watch the big screen behind me
like the tarot's hanged man
like an alleged falling cgi pixel..

Android: just its head now
~ c'mon england c'mon england..
the android beckons the crowd to cheer..

some on the terraces are also singing you'll never walk alone
i'm a liverpool supporter

walk..-on walk -on..with hope in your heart..
as i shit out my androgyne
one little leg popping out for attention..

far across the world
the villages go by like dreams
the rivers and the hills, the forests and the streams...

children gaze open mouthed
taken by surprise
nobody down below believes their eyes..

..To
A MIGHTY ROAR
its out its out
a wellspring i whisper feelings so tender
you are neither and you will be both and
you will be plus plus plus and shades purple
the android midwives lick my brow
bedazzled the crowd rush the stage whooping cheering
security has to hold them back
i am lowered and gowned
handed the infant
andrew marr gives me the nod
i'm directed to place it on my head for light humour
so i raise it up like the world cup
the place goes berserk..

suddenly swooping low
on an ocean deep
rousing up a mighty monster from his sleep..

and walking in the air
we're dancing in the midnight sky
and everyone who sees us greets us as we fly..

my almond..to dissolve
ave maria plus..