If What You Say Is True Then Why Is It Not On The News..

 

..and if you say the news is false then..
then how can that news be true
you never thought of that one..
did you
one plus one always equals..what..

no i did not think of that one

i now truly see the error of my ways

and clearly too

thank you for torpedoing my illogic

and..

                              oh silly me..

stop thinking too critically 
you are just not one of their hot experts
so ill-equipped
can you be reasonable now
and how old are you..

my god
soon you might be dead
some people like you already are
now imagine if they were re-alived
imagine how regretful they would feel
am i making any sense to you
so stop running interference on your common sense
hello..
i mean is there anyone in there at all..

absolutely i hear you

perfect sense

i will never mention again
that our great leader allegedly visits..

young males

purely for innocent purposes only

nothing to see here

for if something more nefarious is occurring

surely it would be all over the uk news
and going back years

so the diabolical rumours senseless

must also be absolutely factless and untrue..

i also remind myself of the savile class

and how all his co-conspirators were exposed completely

completely and immediately by the mainstream

for without fear or favour

they bravely threw that dead man under the bus

and he was not allowed to take so much as one secret with him
for look how the news has been tirelessly exposing all his accomplices ever since..

uh..
yeah..exactly
now you are getting it
simple really..