An Uncompromising Christmas Message For Ed Snowden

Do not pardon Edward Snowden,
For they don't deserve your forgiveness.

There's a star darker than the night sky, 
Swooping down in silence, east of Bethlehem.
Wise men and shepherds will never know
a drone came travelling from a far and distant land..

Upskill Jesus

The deep metropolis neon shadows fluoresce their moment-galaxy, 
And Christmas tree tea lights twinkle delightfully, galactically, 
There, an administrator lolls 'neath mistletoe -
A gurning gargoyle perspiring, yearns for action heavenly, 
Before collapsing 'neath a table their wine-soaked earthly body. 

Happy Christmas everyone, 
The office party season 'tis here.