Sunday, 26 May 2013
Unmatch Dot Com
One in four relationships begin online,
Nearly three in four relationships now end online.
Unmatch dot com,
Is the world's biggest break-up site.
And an amazing ninety-one percent of people who use unmatch dot com,
Break-up successfully with their new ex-partner.
Using unmatch dot com is easy:
You simply fill in our simple online form,
And tick the criteria that your rubbish ex-partner-to-be hasn't met -
And, because we have an amazing choice of reasons on offer,
You know, using unmatch dot com, you will never be stuck
with one of those embarrassing silences,
When your partner asks:
And, if your relationship fails to fail,
We will give you your money back - no questions asked.
That's how confident we are,
When you break-up using unmatch dot com.
We at unmatch dot com understand,
With our busy and hectic lives,
It's difficult to find time,
To meet to break-up with your very unspecial new ex-partner...
Join unmatch dot com today,
Because with unmatch dot com,