Sunday, 23 May 2010
Heterosexual Bishop Shocker
When gay bishops are "exposed",
Why are they only exposed in the Sunday tabloid press?
Do editors believe gay bishop "shock exposes",
Carry an especial resonance,
Appropriate for revelation,
Only on the Good Lord's day of rest?
The day the Sunday papers expose,
England's first heterosexual bishop "romp",
Well that truly will be a shocker!
Maybe they have a secret hetero-bishop hit-list,
But they're currently keeping mum,
Perhaps the twenty-first century,
Isn't yet able to deal,
With an heterosexual bishop's in flagrante delicto fun.