Android Paranoid

This phone is not a smart phone.
It's one of those old-fashioned phones:
It can only text message,
Video message,
Download music and films,
And play games,
And surf and email,
Make global conference calls,
And other pretty basic things..

Oh,
And it's blue tooth enabled,
And wifi capable,
And can remote control your tv,
But this phone is not a smart phone,
So,
I must throw it away immediately!