So Happy Anniversary to you,
War On Terror,
For you are ten-years-old today!
And what special events are you planning to surprise us with,
On this auspicious occasion?
Soon you will be a teenager,
(God help us).
Wouldn't you like to swap this football in return for our souls?
They were only meant to be borrowed for a little while you know.
We miss them,
And we'd like you to return them back to us please,
No, not in that way.