Ten

So Happy Anniversary to you,

War On Terror,

For you are ten-years-old today!

And what special events are you planning to surprise us with,

On this auspicious occasion?

Think -

Soon you will be a teenager,

(God help us).

Please,

Wouldn't you like to swap this football in return for our souls?

They were only meant to be borrowed for a little while you know.

We miss them,

And we'd like you to return them back to us please,

Kinder, gentler..

No, not in that way.

And,

Please,

Never, again.

Okay?