There's No Reason For Ian Beale

Ian Beale
Slightly unreal
There's no rhyme to reason Ian Beale

Ian Beale
Beals On Wheels
There's really no reason for Ian Beale

What a pallavar
Ian Beale
There's no reason for Ian Beale
In a cardigan or in a pallavar
There's no reason for Ian Beale

Hare Rama Hare Krishna
Ian Beale Ian Beale
There's no reason for Ian Beale
Hare Hare
Not Ian Ian
There's the only reason for Ian Beale
In a cardigan or in a pallavar
There's no reason for Ian Beale

Pop Doggerel 2012

oh 
another new years's resolution over
the newer compromises keep mum
rupurt murdoch is now on twitter 
olympic gamblers train for their marathon run
and there won't be snow in africa next christmas
which is just as well 
then their crops really will be fucked
and the euro sceptics hubris will shine like syria
and coldplay are number one
it's 2012 and war with iraq is over
and another cold war with iran has just begun..