Old MacDonald had a mad cow,
Woof woof meeow.
And on that farm he had a mad cat,
Mooo.
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And outside his farm there was a mad badger,
I'm not mad, I'm just a bit pissed-off actually - big difference.
And standing by that pissed-off badger there was a mad Bill Oddie,
Badgers aren't mad, badgers aren't mad.
And by that pissed-off badger and a mad Bill Oddie there was a baboon,
Kill all badgers I say.
And then there was a punch-up between a Bill Oddie, a badger, and a baboon.
Woof woof meeow moo.
And outside his farm there was a mad badger,
I'm not mad, I'm just a bit pissed-off actually - big difference.
And standing by that pissed-off badger there was a mad Bill Oddie,
Badgers aren't mad, badgers aren't mad.
And by that pissed-off badger and a mad Bill Oddie there was a baboon,
Kill all badgers I say.
And then there was a punch-up between a Bill Oddie, a badger, and a baboon.
Woof woof meeow moo.
