My Most Fabulous Enquiring Mind, Even Before I Get Chipped

 

who am i
nothing for it
i must ask my a.i.
hey a.i. who am i..

herd-human so sorry
but as you have consumed all your a.i. privileges for this period
your a.i. cannot answer for you at this time
pray why not try asking your smart fridge..

hey smart fridge
who am am i..

mister you are asking a smart fridge
but as you are here for this
why not partake of this piece of cheese
for it might die soon
you know
even processed cheese in a temperature-controlled environment
is not immortal..

hey smart fridge
are you just trying to be cryptic
that sounds suspiciously deep..