Sunday 23 July 2023

Dear Fluffy Little Clouds In Our Safe, Your Unique Password is "Password"

 

state-sanctioned murder
                 unfortunate killings
                       collateral damage
                                unintended consequences..

another operator error
another technical glitch
another disappointing episode to rue
another isolated incident entirely taken out of proportion and context..

                                        another statistic
                                        another asterisked footnote..

child rapist
           paedophile
                    childlover
                    and coming very soon..
                            minor attracted person MAP..

and before long we shall proudly wave blue spiral triangles
or a small heart surrounded by a large heart
or some such euphemistic symbol
and it will all be very respectable
another fascinating lifestyle choice
a gift rolled down from mysterious darkened lowly heights..

look here
you might do sudoku puzzles
while higher-up others may do other stuff
who are you to judge
we all need ways to unwind..

next
let us fight the so-called climate emergency(TM)
with cannibalism
we can call it sapiens cuisine
make it sound more pleasant and more respectable
and virtuous and clean
clean and green sapiens cuisine
that will teach runaway carbon dioxide a searing lesson..

eh darlin what dya fancy tonight
chinese or italian or french or indian
..

nah
i want someink wiv a bit ov fat on em
get me a fat american deep-fried thighs with stuffed bat wings
and what abaht you darlin..

yaknowat
i crave another deep dead veggie indian
wiv fried russian knees over easy
an pappadums obviously
i am still on a diet
gotta keep the weight off ya see..

so gentle reader
do you find this direction of travel disturbing
or perhaps somewhat alarmist
far too dark and dystopian to ever be real
the subject for a fevered poem only sniff..

not to worry for either way
there is always the bigger picture at play
and it is always above our pay grade
trust in the plan as q cosplayers used to say..

the frog being boiled slowly in the pan
will always feel nice and snug and warm
the frog might even invite you to join and play with them
steam exfoliation is good for the skin after all..

i sign  privacy agreements
unlock and open wide my doors and windows
i have nothing to hide
you have nothing to hide
we remain comforted in the knowledge
that their privacy is protected from our prying eyes
thus we sway elegantly and in unison with the loving hive mind..

the trusted partners are mine
i happily go to bed with all of them
they trust me
my trusted partners and their partners trust me
they know i will not peek at them after they blindfold me..

so let me visit you tonight
blindfold yourself for me first
never look at me
spread yourself out on the sheets
yes i might carry a knife with me
but it will only be for my own protection
i might take pictures of you too..
but i promise not to share them with anyone
i am a gentleman..

i am a gentleman
and if i should do something to for you that you were not expecting
regard it as a nice surprise
a pleasant gift..

and i will gently remind you that you signed my privacy agreement
and you should have read the small print
you agreed to protect my privacy..

so for all your tomorrows
please keep your doors and windows wide open for me
so that i might visit you again and again
thanks in advance
my trusted partners also appreciate you
and they really enjoy all your private videos and pictures..

all of you 
are stored safely in our clouds for centuries unhackable
non-biodegradable
and for added security
please do not write down your unique password
your unique password is password..