Monday 11 December 2023

Reflect The Flaming Grace Of The NPC State

 

would you like to appear sane to the non-player character state
a state that traverses your everyday highways
sliding in and out with that imitable insouciance
an elegance often enhanced with a serenity chemically advanced
the reflected grace of softly liquidised landscaped windows
lavender-scented eyes lacquered for sleep..

then step this way
or step this way
for we always give you up to two choices
this way or this way
and it is always your choice
yes it is always this easy
this or this
side a or side b
stay in our lane
stay informed
appropriately pensive
play either side of the mp3
fight the sentient carbon unit menace..

snuggle-up nice and warm
gently meander through your choice of mainstream-everything
all the appointed practitioners
our satyrs your influencers
our given everything is your received everything
these are the gifts we bring
never listen to the weird ones
the weird ones with their twisted contrarianism
our demiurge shall never forgive them..

put them on ignore
or even better
mock them incessantly
show them the error of their malcontent ways
course-correct them from a safe distance with concern trolling triage
a true act of kindness
ministrate..

never be discouraged should they not insult you in return
for they are only testing you
and should they ignore your well-thought jibes
by politely replying with false earnestness
then you know you have defeated them
ad hominem cruelty is a valid expression of rejection
and never ever suffer silence with self-reflection
it never pays
the really effective messengers are recruited for our elite brigade..

laugh along with all the white noise
feel enlivened by the static charge stasis
gracefully oscillate between the seasonally flavoured hates and fears
permanently lend us your ears
for we have your back
so have another beer as we bomb back better
and before that boring genocide
here is your weather
the nps state will help you sleep better..