Pilate Eyelet

What would Jesus do?

Cooed the camper,

What would the Romans do?

Lassoed the banker.

Eternal Flame

Love dissolves -
Indifference carries away the torch

Chatroom Debate Snapshot

So should we continue to give aid to the starving?

Dave Z says:

Don't get me wrong,

Starvation is sad,

But feeding the over-breeding so and so's,

It's just political correctness gone mad..

Veronica says:

It breaks my heart to see starving children

How can people be so cruel

We need to start believing we are related to one an other

We should learn to big love

I love everyone

Now let me introduce myself to you

- My name is veronica

I love sucking cock - if you're rich

Why not meet with me

On fuckmeifyoureamillionairedotcom

fuckmeifyoureamillionairedotcom has thousands of girls like me

we'r european and oft he high est quality

we fuck like your rabbits like fuck

fuckmeifyoureamillionairedotcom -

Now lets help with all these starving children not very nice

Mickey says:

No

Express Check-Out

more with -

less than five items
fewer -
with more

Cascading It Down To Teamzero

So on she floated on gears of again
Spirit Guiding upside-down her dream-catchers lobbing asteroids..
..and our senior manager has just been promoted to HR..

We perked up blank on that

Our corrective milling scrum in unibrow raising zing-nills UberMind
Cute and in tempo and Ego neo-spiritualized

HimalayanWe-aura ascending
Our Teamzero collective armour kerchinging
SoulConsciousnessYetis We-of-Us

Anya trilled
Senior manager?

We..we've ne-ver had a senior manager..
In organic tofu silence its sinews slaying octopusly

Like blame-charades during another Valentine anniversary dinner

Uncertain her face net-curtained the mini earthquake
As EQ mystic bingo equations deliquesced

She gurgled a name mooning her eyelash-Stone-Henges all Princess Diana mooey

Eric?

Don't you remember when he came down to meet you all to say hello? ?
Again the hello key rising in Questionstatement Australian Soap Star Jazz Scale 4/4tm
Or like Delirium's grim angel paramedic-hello hello? hello? can you try to squeeze my hand?
The monitored casualty's thimble-sipping concave breath-streams brain-ashtraying below

Definitely so..

No..

..not dead -

Yet but you know..no promises

All beautifically dribbled up and ready to fry in the next shocking episode of

Dentists

..so join us again same time tomorrow - minus twenty-five minutes or so - for the corpsing of Dennis's death-bed-confessional..

DoNGDoNGdONgDoNG

And
Welcome to the same time tomorrow
So now it's..
Dentists (!)

..so I stole lucy's guinea pig? i was so angry

she should never have done that to Me

how dare she..she build that blasted brick wall right outside our pond?

is it any wonder our goldfish were so confused like that..?..

..like they could hardly breathe?

you saw them choking? right? gran?

that's why they all had anaemia before they croaked? their lack of oxygen mentalled-out their brainstems..

aauuaauhgran gran toby..i...i... can feel myself going? like? very dead again..?

oahh denny no.!!

..ii..iit's too late..gran toby..gran tobyy..??

Den-tists..everyone needs good den-tists..

Everyone needs den-tists..even if you all have teeth

Den-tists..everyone needs good den-tists

.They. Could. Be. You. Or. Meee..

Yeah said Bob like you say he came by and said hello
But he never said why he said hello
It was just hello as in hello
NotHi I'm saying hello because I'm your senior manager here is my face for you to drillerkilldartboard
Her fish eyes dilated like origami belisha beacons slighting yellow snow

Then she recovered her composure eleven-tenths nubile conflict managemently

Anyway
He's popping by later just to say..uh..

Haha..Goodbye..

Can you believe..?Goodbye or
I'm saying goodbye as in
Hello-I-was-your-senior-manager-goodbye?
She baffled her eyelashes

So who's our senior manager now?
Felix. He'll send us a message

..Message?..Send??
He's less face-to-face than Eric?
He's really hot on not face-to-facing himself?
Her eyes drifted towards an out-of-place fire extinguisher musing it like a tarot card
..and fire extinguishers should not prop open fire doors not even in the event of a real fire let alone a simulated one..uh..

Then shrugging her triangulating shoulders

Different senior managers have different styles..?
We'll adjustOne of us stated

Closure

She salt-planed her saline smile

The Barren Spring (Riot App)

The off-licences smash-grab-trashed by lads on-the-lash;
The trainers google-map-flagged by flash-mob-Olympians dancing-the-dash;
The electronics stores ping-hash-tagged, uploaded, cache-cashed;
The neighbours' cars stone-smack-bashed, gutted - or stashed and moustached;
The newsagents papier-mache-mashed into sachets of ash;
The takeaways tandoori'd, soupcon'd and charcoal grilled with pyrotechnical panache..

And no -

No one wanted papadums with that..

The clothing arcades hosted giveaway-and-getaway negligees down alleyways;
The chemists' sprayed bouquets of Michael Faraday's more laissez faire protegees;
The baby stores pitched tearaway mum scrums,
Supplementing their love-handle ass-cracking bingo-wing oven buns,
Gravity rippling burning Rome lite relay-marathons,
Husain Bolting the chiffon,
Manning the futons,
Sending encrypted smiley emoticons,
Up and down,
Up and down,
Up and down,

Hitting home-run home runs,

As on-call baby dads GPS riot app'd,

Flooring time like neutrinos,
Tearing up the dual carriageway,

Giggling fiddling Nero's..
Yeah, it was ok;

It was all child's play..

And the Arabs who couldn't be blamed for this, rejoiced,

Hey hey..

And,
After the fire,
As volunteers vacuumed on tv with bling-brooms,
And brickbatologists cling-fumed in chatroooms,
A photographer, disbelieving, swung-zoomed on a strange bloom:
For there, through the smoke, through the clearing,
That spurned wallflower loomed:
Another book shop -
Perfectly unconsumed.

Speculation

After everything is gone -

Should the speculators speculate on Love -

Would their God become our slave?

Rain And Umbrellas

Snake flowing floes of waterborne umbrella skins,

Beat to the rainfall teeming her tabla thumbs.

Cloud strewn streets dehumdrumed drum.

Aeons flash by caterpillar,

Cleopatra - thanks for dinner;

Mashed potato, balloons and mango,

A dreamy trifle,

An eyelash tango.

Treetops wobble,

A rain splash down,

A glimmer full of sky gleams,

The clotted cream crown.

The sunset echo abloom;

Rippling puddly platters,

Reflect a sparkling dusk-light,

On the dappled marching dragons.

Slave To The Upgrade

As I turn the parchment of my electronic book -

A sensual glade,

Of scentless plastic..

The Stark Blossom

Her love lost,
She slips away,
Silhouettes gleam moon shadow.

Blue eyes burn broken;
She leans her head back against the wall ~
Turns around,
As lunar trees rustle the cover for her delicate steal-away.

A last look back.
His bed now..
His bed now..
In-breath, deep, deep, shallow.

In-breath, shallow.
Places keys,
Resting, date-stamped,
On the newspaper in the hall.
Turn the page.

Enfolding cruel lament: Let me out of this place.. - Sold.
Orchestral manoeuvres in the dark. Let me out of this place;
Just open the door,
And walk the corridor,
And down these stairs..

And the outside lights of the dark unveil,
The stark blossom,
The unnatural world.
The traffic milling swashing rain revives her.
She weeps a lonely relief.
And she glows,
Like a frozen rose,
Thawing under the sunlight of the moon.
Her reflection warms the oblong aspects of glass and steel;
The cold statues ignite in flames.

Ten

So Happy Anniversary to you,

War On Terror,

For you are ten-years-old today!

And what special events are you planning to surprise us with,

On this auspicious occasion?

Think -

Soon you will be a teenager,

(God help us).

Please,

Wouldn't you like to swap this football in return for our souls?

They were only meant to be borrowed for a little while you know.

We miss them,

And we'd like you to return them back to us please,

Kinder, gentler..

No, not in that way.

And,

Please,

Never, again.

Okay?

Polite Notice Blues

The low-level absurdity of quantum thoughtlessness,
Luridly displayed,
At the tea-point


Polite Notice:
Do not leave your dirty dishes or used cutlery in the sink.


(Another) Polite Notice:
To avoid blockages,
And flooding,
Please rinse your dishes before placing them in the dishwasher.
                                                 ThankhyphenYou.


And here she comes,
The senior manager,
Gifting the floor (four) her honeysuckle bloated cadaver infusions,
Organic;
Her muesli dregs gluey,
Satanic;
Bathing with toxic used tissues,
Bubonic;
She catches my silent musing leakage harmonics:
"Something wrong?"
And my hyperbolic bottles it,
Something chronic.