Nuisance Rain

Does your weather forecaster predict nuisance rain for you?

Have no fear,
Just pour some of this shampoo and conditioner,
Over your dull, lifeless clouds,
And your nuisance rain,
Will have a new healthy bounce and shine.


Love Or Happiness?

Some wish for love,
Others wish for happiness,
A few wish for both.

Love and Happiness?
At the same time?
Now that's just being greedy.