Slap Your Baby, Make It Cry

And please hush now -

TV volume up:

An important politician is orating himself,

To tears.

Off-the-wrist onanist:

Oral cavity inspiration.

So inspired, he is,

By his own words,

He's actually bringing himself to tears.

He's orating himself to tears.

Lips all a-tremble:

It's a site:

His vain of tears.

Explaining his "Nineteenth Way":

Journey..end of the night..hope..terror..better..balance..

prolapse..process..choice..vision..Nineteenth Way..economic suicide..

opportunity..equality..individuality..

love..enemies..deficit..defence..optimal..dental..reality..unblemished..the cancer of..

innocence..feral children..peace..diabetes..

positive change..traditional values..responsibility..hard-working families..torture..

crime..planet..paradise..terrorists..shoulder-to-shoulder..dreams..

us..them..more terrorists..green..immigrants..

war on..peace..God..joined-up..criminals..liberal elite..fiscal discipline..

community..

Me Prime Minister,

......Me,

..You,

......Me. Again.

......Prime Minister,

........Vote. Me.

..........Tomorrow!

Thank you..

..............................He's finished.

The possessed sway,

And chant,

And cheer.

And they cry a little too.

It's not nice.

And tomorrow I'll probably vote for this guy -

And his Nineteenth Way.

..So different, I bet, from The Eighteenth Way and The Third Way,

And the second way and the..

Balloons and streamers release, and,

One of those lite-rawk anthems blasts asinine thoughts on

believing in dreams if you reach for the something or other:

Sonic napalm for organ-gurning monkeys.

Who are these simpletons that watch this neo-fascist-like propaganda on TV?

I mean,

Apart from me?

Now this is where it gets really bad,

So turn your gaze away now if you're of a delicate disposition:

He's..

Wait for it..

He's holding someone's baby.

An evil parent has just handed him over their defenceless flesh and blood.

Bonding with nuclear blancmange - poor baby.

And now he's kissing the baby.

They say there's nothing worse than seeing a baby cry,

Oh yes there is:

Witnessing a sweet baby smile and gurgle at a corpsing vote-bandit.

The politician's vision:

Perfect 20/ vision,

Slap your baby,

Make it cry.