Wednesday, 27 March 2013

Simon Says



PUBLIC NOTICE

Plain-clothed human beings are known to operate in this area    
                                                                                
Should you suspect someone of being plain-clothed human being
Please don't approach them                                              
Just call                                                                      
Freephone 0800 Plain-Clothed Human Being Watch                
You may be charged for this call                                        

Should you suspect yourself being  plain-clothed human being                                             
Please don't approach yourself                                           
Or point at your own reflection                                            
Or call attention to yourself in any way                                  
Just call 0800 Plain-Clothed Human Being Watch                   
 Your call will be treated with the strictest confidence                
So you will never know                                                    

Please don't have nightmares                                             

Call Freephone 0800 Plain-Clothed Human Being Watch 

Because I Could Be Me