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more incredible than if the loch ness monster had built the pyramids
more elusive than the serengeti sea yeti apple scrumping in the antarctic
more enchanting more life-affirming than a ghost-written celebrity autobiography
more empathetic than fine-dining sophisticates boiling alive their divine ex-lobster-to-be
more generous than a cheshire cat with a chainsaw jealously guarding their fish ice cream
more sincere than all the flag-waving leaders saluting the salutes-to-order photo-op electioneering
more giving than vampires guarding a blood bank in a war zone of cluster-bombed civilians
more relatable than a mad cow yoga-posing the complex position of billionaires for burger-flippers
more benign than triffids with hay fever floating amidst a nursery of venus fly-trapped people
more than this
more than this..

more pineal gland-opening than fluoride-packed toothpaste soul-destroying your children
more delightful than a hollywood producer preaching ethical..meanwhile down in those basements
more endearing than a scamfluencer unboxing dead shrodinger cat products splattering bounce
more grim than one-percenter-seers refurbishing cold war shelters for fantasy e.m.p. bug-outs
more life-affirming than a fukushima meltdown surely all the two-headed whales and dolphins agree
more full of the joys of spring than factory-farmed steroid-jacked beheaded chickens and sheep
more higher-minded than purdue pharma sponsoring installation art in oxycontin-addled dying cities
more gentle than the summer breeze from d.e.w. mini-nukes vaporising very tall buildings at ease
more consoling than a cash cow evangelist fulminating with love adjudging your human frailties
more than this
so much more than this..

more accountable than an intelligence head who cannot confirm or deny they shredded those files
more altruistic than a royal campaigning to end poverty dangling secret bloodlines going back miles
more sci-fi than farmers abducting milab fake aliens to produce hybrid children with irradiated corn
more peace-loving than the banker cabal funding armchair-war-mongers all sides to the manor born
more anti-materialistic than a guru selling go-fund-me healing trinkets for whose health and wealth
more ennobling than an embittered old rocker stating it all went sheer downhill after the sex pistols
more sage-like than a-thousand-secrets-to-success life coach ponzi scheme oil-slick dream seller
more motivated  to aid mental health holistically than big pharma aka opioid crisis fulfilment centres
more connected than lettered agencies to their proxy terror creations they claim determined to slay
more than this
more than this
so much more than this..