King Herod's Eco-Aware Saturnalian Haiku

 

eco tourists fly
then drive to green paradise
ego recycling..

eco tourists refreshed
drive then fly back down to earth
walk the s.u.v..

green haik/
fewer syll/bles
less word poll/tion..

wordy hyp/cr/sy
extinction rebellion
syll/ble glutt/ny..

fe/er thoughts formed
e/ua/s fe/er brain cells worn
green mind nice flat lawn..

christmas recycles
unwanted gifts/store returns
wise cash cows ride man..

king herod '20
masked slaves black friday perfumes
lenders smell rosy..

saturnalia
santa claws an anagram
laughs 'neath the chimney..

raised sacrifices
tinsel altars spoke fairies
pagans insulted..

vaccines for christmas
shall my arm wear a green mask
r.n.a.-distance..