would you like to own this bullet point
this non-fungible token of pressed and compressed parallel air..
purchase segments by installment
comfortably at your own pace
own this precious mental art space..
then..
flaunt on the blockchain marketpace your inflation-proof investment
integrate your good self with the semblance
and here is the grid reference
initiate..initiate..
this small rectangle here [ ] for you to colonise
represents this parallel air-art installation frozen malleable
and your hypothicated asset
will be presented to you
wrapped in this limited edition ether gift case..
so please handle this piece of architecture with great care
your composition of many zeros
consider a piece of prime land
bi-located in trans-dimensional nothingness cloud-locked
stay amazed
for every micro dot could be yours to own
the entire bullet point contains ever-splitable subdivisions
subdivisions of the bullet point constellation
ever the drop containing the information ocean
never mind what resides within your very essence
never mind sentience..
so much more
so much more valuable than a piece of ordinary unregulated air
this piece of parallel air forged into a bullet point
this will be your status symbol
this piece of air-art will hold long-lasting cultural relevance
perhaps for a little more than a short while
empty ephemera now more than ever never out of style..
parallel air-art as avatar icon
space-saving asset class of zero-dimensional substance
the days of paper-art will soon be over
paper abused and tarnished by destructive earth-hating painters
you and your bullet point will help fight climate change
trees will no longer be genocided for two-dimensional landscape
perhaps unregulated air should also be regulated
why should air be consumed for free
why should air be consumed for free
now what a market that would be..
to certify authenticity and ownership
each bullet point will have its own unique identifier
use proudly as your sigil as your banner
no need to be ironic
upload to your art-wallet
please note the expiry date
on request we can send you the fine print..
also coming soon
own your allotted central bank digital currency
you will hold the keys to your allowance
for as long as every facet of your good self remains super-aligned
only then your given parallel airy currency hypothecated
will not be erased or reconsigned
otherwise all will be fine
all will be fine..
and to help combat fraud
we will monitor every purchase you make
you will agree that cash must be criminalised
and all your habits and communications notarised
for you have nothing to hide
you have nothing to hide..
and to further encourage cbdc-uptake
you will be rewarded
with a cbdc-positive tick-mark
we have selected you as a lead-pioneer
you will be gifted ten-million benign bot-followers
these hypothecated humans monetise
as they like subscribe and share and sign-up the npcs..
and to further imbed and imbue a sense of cbdc-belonging
active smart citizens will be uplifted with higher scores
and as you are appointed a primary influencer
an enlightened and enlightening emissary
a flashing magnetising nodal point tantaliser
you will enjoy a more flexible spend-time allowance
and you will be able to fire some people
and if you feel an ache or emptiness inside
these are only teething pains and they should soon subside..
so do not wish away your privileges
you should twice-daily monitor your citizen credit score
remember tomorrow will not be like the bad old days of cash
where transactions like highwaymen wore masks..
to spend your cbdc
you will only need to flash the reader your iris
as was uncannily predicted in old science fiction films
your iris is ours
your iris is ours neural-lattice-trademarked and protected..
so stay tuned
for very soon your cbdc will charge to the rescue
to defeat the fiercest crises predicted by boomeranging nostradamuses..
we have the injectables
a technology hacked blackout
more scarcity more blockades more broken supply chains
and a war the war
triggering an unfortunate and utterly unpredictable series of events..
here shall breathe dragons of monumentous epoch-changing circumstance
demanding imaginative and daring solutions
for immediate implementation
the debate can happen later..
never worry for we are on it
can you not already see our handiwork around you
the engineered divisions the misdirections
the soul-destroying self-identifications
the medications
the neurosis
the intention..
another upside
a currency crash will save our world
and our banks
and cbdc will usher in a new earth
all our players are locked-and-loaded
so all that you see playing out before you now
merely the theatre generating all the reasons
to offer you our selfless gifts to be deemed essential..
a wink
always a wink
your signature
and here is your expiry
this can be revised and changed by us at any time..
from now think of yourself as a precious piece of biometric data
lashed to a digital representation of you
you will be preserved even after deletion
your good self cloned for immortality
your iris are all mine to paraphrase the line
for a designated time
and for all time
we can match you with any crime
many have already given away their dna
those ancestral databases entice better than we expected
yeah turns out i am related to cleopatra and a manchurian dentist
at least i know who i am now..
you will always be treasured as our collectable asset
as unique as non-fungible art
as fresh as a bullet point
a bullet point with a flexible expiry date..
we have a sense of urgency for we are time-bound
do not fret about this
it is quite profound
it is way above your pay grade
this war being partly metaphysical
we are called soulless but in fact we are very mystical..
so not long now
before your central bank digital currency saves you
block and chain
get ready for the new now
we are wizards
we are wizards
alchemists of this turning
alchemists of the golden nothing
first a little more trauma must be tapped and released
we will feed on those sweets
as we resolutely respond to the cries for the treatment
then everyone will be initiated
spirit annhialating spirit and to deadline
then out will be carved a remarkable new time..
