on the train yesterday
bored and tired as i was riding my shot-away material
please cut and paste into your search engine
best to use the brave search engine and browser*
after the doors closed again
only a few more stops to home i said to myself..
then i happened to tilt my head up
and there above the opposite window
i read an advertisement
the jack the ripper walking tour
enjoy the jack the ripper walking tour
huh..
and the ad was placed next to a public transport notice
stating that sexual harassment will not be tolerated on public transport
i suppose that is what private transport is for
and i am sure that a modern day jack the ripper
would never dream of harassing any woman on public transport
that dude was woke..
the jack the ripper walking tour
a photo montage showed its unforbidden delights
one picture inside the ad
a small girl covers her mouth feigning amazement..
yeah we could take daisy there for her birthday
then a burger after that for a final treat
then tomorrow to the nurse for that shot
just to be on the safe side..
these jack the ripper walking tours are presented as educational
enlightening tots to the darker nature of a london thankfully long gone
lest we forget and all that
understand this tender child
before the lockdowns
once there existed a darker london
it was not all love and light as it is now..
and for this there are jack the ripper school tours..
so these tours
presented as educational
educational but with fun activity elements thrown in
whatever that means..
thus not voyeuristic or sensationalistic
not money-grubbing or mythologising
brutal murders and rapes for higher-mindedness then
and made suitable for young and innocent
and pliable minds..
okay fair enough thank goodness
i was worried there for a minute
but then i caught myself being overly moralistic and cynical
which is very bad form indeed for a blog poet
and i might lose some followers which would be truly tragic..
i thought about that and wisely agreed with myself
a jack the ripper walking tour
it makes perfect sense
do you not agree with me
okay try this for size
try and imagine instead a jack the ripper hopscotch tour
or a jack the ripper milfs tour
or a jack the ripper morris dancing tour
or a jack the ripper silent-prayers-for-his-defenceless-victims tour
all would not make sense
and all would be in very poor taste
well apart from the milfs one
not to mention again i might lose some followers which would be truly terrible..
by the by i have relations in new delhi
perhaps their scorched-earth forebears will enjoy
but only when it is no longer deemed to be in very bad taste
a yoga meditation in the bus where an unfortunate woman
was gang raped in 2012
why should they miss out
education is an important thing
even for us darkies of the former great empire
get the tambourines and incense ready and assume karmic crash positions..
and in the near future
with your own little great grandpersons
crawling beneath the irradiated slime
purely for educational purposes
may enjoy holograhically
a fred west mobility scooter tour
or a harold shipman and his victims holiday weekend getaway extravaganza
or a yorkshire ripper christmas carol festival
his virtual long-distance lorrry resurrected
and covered in festive regalia and candles
all very educational
and not presenting any fire hazards for the subterraneans..
or hows about
hows about
the jimmy savile kiddies charity fun-run on treadmills
for he often used to say for the kiddies..
for no doubt after world war three
by some miracle
the bbc will still exist
the bbc and cockroaches
hows about that then
hows about that
marvellous..
and even after world war three
you will be asked to pay the license fee..
and perhaps the little droids
chipped and devoid of souls
faces covered with biohazard masks
painted with flowers and syringes and cats
will enjoy the great reset genocide lockdown sit-in tour..
it will be a super-virtual and immersive experience
where among other things
in one of many millions of secret easter eggs to unlock
the children may visit the virtual home of an ancient
and very obscure blog poet
a very obscure blog poet who existed before the great cull
who was rightly mocked in his time for being a conspiritorial nut
there and then the children will be informedthat he was shot in the back of the head
then thrown into a ditch
that the coroner concluded he died naturally of covid
he refused the jab
thus was absolutely of no loss to anyone..
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https://vaccineimpact.com/2021/gagged-australian-nurses-form-whistleblower-group-to-expose-what-is-really-happening-in-hospitals-with-covid-19-vaccine-injuries/
and a song to read:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbmS3tQJ7Os
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