yes
this really happened
i was there and i witnessed it..
astonishing
yes
shocking
certainly
genuinely true
absolutely..
so this occurred a few years back
although..
i cannot recall why i was there
in point of fact
i have a complete blank if i was even
there
wait a minute
was i there..
just a
moment
where was there
what event am i even referring to
what did i participate in
i have no idea
i really am not that kind of guy..
come to think of it
i am completely unsure i witnessed anything..
but i
probably did you say
otherwise i would not have been so compelled to..
you know..
entice you all
pull you in..
okay
i tell you what
let us do a deal
if i remember
i will rewrite this poem
with all the juicy details included..
and as president trump would say
thank you for your attention to this matter
now please go away
you have no need to know about any of this
case closed
nothing to see here
i did nothing with them
and they are all wonderful people
and this poem should get the nobel prize for literature..
