Friday, 21 August 2009

Fascist Grannies Razz Pavement Tractors

Fascist grannies razz pavement tractors,
Dodgem prams and school-bling gangstas,
Fascist grandads gas F1 hamsters,
Skittle mums into bendy bus shelters.

Give 'em respect though,
They fought in the war,
The mods and the rockers,
On a beach,
In that century, late, of yore.

Some are immigrants,
- They live in Spain,
A few are too fat to work,
And entitled they are
- to be pavement rage clowns,
As they ear-plug Sir Cliff and Kraftwerk.