Thursday, 13 August 2009

For Britain is in the Grip of Slightly Bad Weather (yet again)

For Britain is in the grip of slightly bad weather,
Yet again!
Oh my God.
Could get slightly worse,
Could get slightly better,
Yet again!
Nearly aquatic conditions may prevail,
A mermaid's dew cover pavements like a dangerous chiffon veil,
Polar bears may bring a stand-still to the rail,
Your eBay garden gnomes delayed for a few minutes in the mail.
For Britain is in the grip of slightly bad weather,
Yet again!

Penguin lampshade,
Subutteo marmalade,
Vegan mayonnaise.
Yet again!


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