Pavements with Airbags

When are we going to have pavements with airbags?
Pavement rage seems to be a growing menace
these days,
Bouncy castle style pavements are also
a sensible option,
To combat the growing menace,
That is pavement rage.


There are all sorts of new rages
waiting to happen,
Once they are given the green light,
To be a malaise,
Lying fast asleep rage seems like a viable psychosis,
Airbags on pillows,
For deeply sleepy rage.