Is This Deep Fried Chocolate Pizza Organic?

Is this deep-fried chocolate pizza organic?
I sincerely hope so.
And is the chip fat it's fried in organic?
I sincerely hope so.

Is this sheath prophylactic biodegradable?
My eroticism, thus, rain forest sustainable?
Has this boiled alive lobster been boiled alive cruelty-free?
And has that animal over there been beheaded tenderly?
I sincerely hope so.