But..

She's deleted her profile;

Her whole profile - completely,

Period.

I mean like totally.

So, you know,

We did the usual;

Tried to stop her:

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

She kept clicking Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

You could almost feel the exclamation mark on your face!

So after three attempts,

We let it go,

We let her go.

Her. It. Whatever.

She's completely deleted her account with us.

But,

Tadaa!

We haven't.

No, like that would happen!

We'll do the usual:

E-mail her every now and again:

Hey we're still here bitch!

You know, just to show her who's boss:

We're still fuckin' here! Hellooo!

I mean seriously,

Who the hell do these people think they are?

Like that ancient song goes:

"You can check out,

But.."