The New Totally Revolutionary Broccoli and Cement Plan

Are you fed up with those fad-eee diets?
Those fad-eee diets that are doh! and dee-ar?
Don't fee-ar!!
For
The New
Totally Revolutionary

Broccoli and Cement Plan is hee-aar!!

The Broccoli and Cement Plan

Your excess weight will soon be a goner,
So throw those scales away!
You can eat kebabs and call yourself Donna;
Your fat will kneel and pray!


The Broccoli and Cement Plan


Our program is never boring:
A cup of protein in the morning,
A broccoli flan in the afternoon,
And a cup of liquid cement for suppertime.


Take this for one day,
Your fatty self will burn away!
Your money back -
Gaaaraaanteeeed!
Gaaaraaanteeeed!
Once-in-a-lifetime!
No hidden fees!


The Broh-caaa-lee and Ceeement Plan,
Ring this number now!!


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Please consult your fizz-zishan before beginning this plan..




The Broccoli and Cement Plan