Friday 28 June 2019

Dr Who And The Anti-Transgender Dalek Agenda



and the doctor resolved
..and it is now time to sort out the daleks
once and for all this time 
i am compelled you ask this

why are no daleks transgender
none
it is simply not on..

wearing an all-rada thoughtful glare
the doctor proclaimed
excrement is about to get super real
serious do-do is about to go down
here within my cosmic hood.. 
oh my gosh yo
i aint even jokin sisro..

so off she went to skaro
to tell off the anti-tran titanium++
 bigots very badly..
no more than they deserve
we must agree..

the daleks pointed out to the doctor
but we have no sexuality at all
none of us are hetero either
..

glad to hear that replied the doctor

but that is hardly my point..
i concede a good start though..
the doctor pondered that 
considered for no more than a mere moment..

and how many of you are feminists
a show of hands if you please..
she could see no hands
no dalek hands at all
thought so..thought so..she smirked..

she marched off back to the tardis victorious
the daleki super-soldiers looking on suitably chastened..
neo incel mentality to burn
should they reach deep down..

hands on hips and a final flourish
the doctor pronounced
..and by my return
there better be progress on both counts

and with that she slammed the door

and the tardis disappeared 
back to the other curved cattle chute so fair..

shit whispered davros

we better get on this right now
all leave is cancelled
all leave is cancelled
we must not give the bbc tavistock fives/sixes a pretext
difficult to exterminate
and once re-educated and embraced
we shall not fair so well..

davros paused toggled his wheels for dramatic effect a foot forward
and anyway 
what about our rights..
surely the demands of the doctor illustrate rampant dalekphobia
..
he started laughing
and he could not stop
and all the daleks joined in
and they could not stop until davros stopped
tears rolling down his bin-baby-dad half-bin-bod
the dripping uber-alpha leathered lovely cyborg grindr superstar..


and within the tins reverberated canned echoing silence eerie
as all the daleks turned to one another
almost wondering reflecting..almost
on what the fuck just happened
deep questions teased the tip of their collective mind like a feather a liquidiser..






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