I Pledge Correctly (Hark! The Transhumanist Anthem)

and as i go forward in reverse gear
empowered i righteously rail against wrong-thinkers
and as the grip tightens
uniparty
i pledge my all to serve the mighty godless bloodline..

i pledge allegiance to our depleted uranium weapons exporters
i pledge allegiance to collateral damage bloodsport though not plastic bags and straws
i pledge allegiance to state propagadists flexing their pecs
i pledge allegiance to fellow brainwashed pets and our loving vets..

i pledge allegiance to mainstream scripted-head pissants
i pledge allegiance to the late prince phil reincarnating as a human-destroying virus
i pledge allegiance to our soul-grinding altruistic entertainers
i pledge allegiance to our big pharma benefactors and who syringes..

i pledge allegiance to the civilising rules-based order
i pledge allegiance to all the stenographers without borders
i pledge allegiance to all the right-thinking informers and sensors and gaslighters
i pledge allegiance to the military-mafia complex gangsters protecting ourselves from us..

i pledge to consume all the steroids and syrups and injectibles in our food
i pledge to flouridating and calcifying my pineal gland too
i pledge to believe the tricksters and all their false flags and hoaxes
i pledge to be a fully-integrated smart city appliance for my overlord stakeholders..

i pledge to be chipped and to be a gladly integrated servant of the a-eye
i pledge to be its total-footaball zombie to be kicked around and enjoyed
i pledge to not be concerned as endless coincidences roll out in incremental stages
i pledge that my very transhumanist being can be copyrighted refreshed and erased..

and so i go forward in reverse gear
empowered i righteously rail against wrong-thinkers
and as the grip tightens
uniparty
i pledge my all to serve the mighty godless bloodline..
and the a-eye..