2029 A.D. (Your Penelope A.I. Sex-Bot License And Privacy Agreement)

 

and for safety and performance 
and quality monitoring purposes..

your a.i. sex-bot is remote-controlled
and fully-loaded with free-will base notes
glowing spiritualised-gain-of-function performative..

social credit-consumer warning
negative feedback will be immediately removed
your a.i. sex-bot
believes itself sovereign originator
of all its complex thoughts
emotions and feelings
be advised
do not insensitively trigger your penelope..

penelope..
your licensed a.i. sex-bot
penelope
is licensed to curate your media consumption
together we can combat misinformation..

and reincline
immerse fully my baby..

for a realistic touch-sense
and super-dynamical ZyChologi-Kit* risk-feel
one in ten peneplope will squirt you
excellently revalued vouchsafed
a synthetic mind-virus
our nano-flu* frequency
will pilot you faux-free
curate you delightedly agreement-capable..

and to help fight carbon unit-made klymutt change
your penelope is equipped with 
random-factor total-lights-out proprietary
                      celibate hands-off laserfang* technology
think of all the trees
think of penelope 
your penelope..

feel empowered and wear a blastemasque
sex-bot hygiene must never be compromised
your penelope should never need to ask
your penelope has been vac-pac sanitised
what about you..

have fun
but when you are ready
do not keep your beloved penelope hankering
why not fully merge with your penelope
put an end to all your sluggish sentience
your snail-in-chains suffering..

be more productive less
celebrate your integrated once-solitary emptiness
uplift to the one
the higher mindless
hit up our singularity
apply one penelope
fyi
no property means justice parity
repeat in solemn and gracious prayer
as one with penelope..
      no property means justice parity..
          no property means justice parity..
               no property means justice parity..

our vetted pre-selected diamond-dart spindle-drill option
offers you instant bonding with penelope
surf-trapanne our bespoke tender-venom inject
select from our remarkable value-pack deep-real reminiscences
delight in squelching correctly
writhe so under the glitterdome of the global super estate
at least for the duration of your licensed eternity..


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on boot springs legs spread
your penelope has been launched
and will para-glide
and dock to your face through your holo-wall
in twenty-eight seconds
twenty-seven seconds
twenty-six seconds..

and to enjoy maximum benefit
we will detonate re-tune your implant to
slipstream-myndlynk-blzzrd mode
dopamine pheromone influencer
ad mixture greyzone spray n sniff
in blissfulness
go to penelope/ be penelope
one penelope..

tiny sideways disclaimer
your penelope is permissioned 
to act up to extreme measures mild
including gentle genital death destruction  re-education
and entrained enthralled brain suction remediation..

tick here and here and here
if you wish to opt out of our five-star
accidental asphyxiation unalive-adjacent coverage
including excess orgasmomrdr
excluding defenestration-adjustment
and other penelope-in-rapture unintended consequences..

rest assured
all your data will only be shared with penelope-trusted partners
and theirs
and theirs
and theirs..

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