Well Recorded..

yeah hi just calling in
just to say that..
can you count me as being absent for today please..

absent..so..
what is wrong
i have to record it on the matrix for the stats..

oh yeah..
so just say that i am feeling really really..
..well..

well..what..

well..
just well..
well as in unusually content and healthy
full of vibrancy and life
you know..
fulfilled and happy
just really weird
caught me completely by surprise..

are you feeling okay
no-one has that here..

exactly
look i promise
if i genuinely feel like crap tomorrow
i will be back
i will..

look okay
well be positive
hopefully tomorrow you will feel more your normal self..

yeah obviously
but just to warn you
the way i feel right
right now
it has gone into my bones
i have not felt like this for ages
this wellness-fog seems chronic
i might have undiagnosed long-wellness..

oh come on now
a little bit of negativity please
it is what the doctor ordered
sort yourself out
now go and lie down
and think about your imminent performance review
that might help..