Saturday 13 June 2020

Closet Kitten Killers Are Surveillance Deniers - Are You?



smash smash
flash flash smash flash blast
smoke bombs explode deafen fizz-whizz spiral spin
scoping lasers arc probe target 
gas masked annunaki-like liquid shadows eel-dance the walls squid-inked
electric kinetic elite commandos ~ a score
they rampage fleet through the reinforced front door caved-in jack-hammered splintered
bollocks loaded like sasquatch-in-heat melons your honour sealed in kevlar not too shabby
search separate engage
touch the hem of those garments..

so another howling puppy
another wailing kitten rescued
another fudge-tunnel-compacted bunny rabbit liberated
the abusers dragged bewildered choking
archon skulls smacked crunched by gendarmes in black
and blue disco pavements tinge scarlet
better than sex
better than christmas crossed with bravo two zero
so almost better than vegan chocolate croissants camouflaged with vegan vanilla custard..

so you should see now
you should see now why
now why smart surveillance cameras must be installed inside every british home
this rescue scene would be enabled
become so very every-day normal

many fewer kittens otherwise skewered behind closed doors ~ saved
imagine the essayess ready and waiting down your estate like this ~ imagine it..

and imagine this
kitten-bunny-rabbit-puppy-budgie abuser-tracers
delivering that all important go-go-go signal
while gazing rapt at the endless banks of hi-def 3d monitors
guiding the elite soldiers in combat
from their cavernous command kitty liberation control centres
hi-fiving while cheering our brave selfless heroes on
just like nasa hollywood..

and kittens do not worry about loss of privacy so why should you
and puppies do not worry about loss of privacy so why should you
and kittens are velvety ~ are you
and kittens are cute and wriggly ~ are you.
and have you ever seen a puppy rob a bank
thought not..

and kittens cannot read government studies ~ you can
and puppies cannot read government recommendations ~ you can
look into their cute shiny innocent marble vulnerable eyes
and explain to them why you must still have the right to privacy inside
they are begging you
and imploring you
to save their fluffy little cuddly wriggly helpless harmless chirping almost human lives..

are you a closet kitten killer
are you a puppy paedophile
are you a goldfish gobbler
do you abuse your budgie as an anal enema every once in a while..


kittens and puppies and bunny rabbits and budgies
it could be a burt bacharach song
are being massacred every day every day in so-called british homes
so to save a million tiddles we must support surveillance
loss of privacy an incredibly insignificant infinitesimal sacrifice
a government study shall proclaim so..

and we could bring back hanging
pay-per-view death telethons
would raise funds for abused bunny rabbit budgie puppy charities
let us hope that civilised society shall soon recommend so..






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